“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” – Lord Melbourne
“We voted for these people. We should be allowed to taser them.” – Mike
“If you’re standing around talking about doing away with fossil fuels while pointing at an electric vehicle that’s about 70% synthetic materials, you’ve already failed an IQ test you didn’t even know you were taking.”
“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.”
“They’re not ignorant. They’ll tell you all about what they know.”
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“Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.” – Thomas Paine
“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods” – Albert Einstein
“They can pass a law to say anything, but reality gets to bat last.”
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
“The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” – D.H. Lawrence
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Sunday Funnies – PETA: Come for their Outrage, Stay for their Porn….
(This post originally appeared on October 2, 2011) So the New York Times put up a really cute picture of a sassy little bird: It’s got that certain je ne sais quoi , no? I don’t know about you, but … Continue reading
Sunday Funnies – You CAN teach an old dog new tricks…..
Our longtime friend Jack is always sending along helpful tips to us “youngsters” (he’s about 20 years older than we are). When Paul purchased a new Glock a few years ago, Jack found this helpful video and sent it to us in … Continue reading
Tuesday Tunes – “Short Change Hero”
. A couple of years ago, we started watching a show/series on Cinemax called “Strike Back” – it very quickly became one of our guilty pleasures. There’s plenty of nice eye candy for Paul and me (some of it is definitely for “mature” audiences, … Continue reading
Sunday Funnies – It’s a good thing he’s so cute…..
A couple of years ago, Paul and I went to see the movie “Act of Valor” – the one that stars real-life Navy SEALs. We both really enjoyed it, and it was neat to see “the real deal” in action. At the time … Continue reading
Call Your Mother….
. Every once in a while, I get an e-mail from my Mom, asking me “Is everything all right?” – usually because I haven’t called or e-mailed or put up a new blog post in a while. Well, as you … Continue reading
You CAN teach an old dog new tricks…..
Our longtime friend Jack is always sending along helpful tips to us “youngsters” (he recently turned 75). Since Paul just purchased a new Glock, Jack found this helpful video and sent it to us in an e-mail with the following … Continue reading
PETA – Come for their Outrage, Stay for their Porn….
So the New York Times puts up a really cute picture of a sassy little bird: It’s got that certain je ne sais quoi , no? I don’t know about you, but when I saw it, I laughed and smiled, … Continue reading