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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....

Is it plugged in? Try plugging it in…..

Many of you may remember my previous adventures in 21st-century technology.  Well, true to form, I’m continuing my downward spiral on what is looking to be a one-way ticket to the loony bin. You see, we have a wedding anniversary … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Technologically Challenged | 2 Comments

A Day of Unimaginable Sorrow

There are no words.  A truly terrible, horrible day: A NATO helicopter crash in Afghanistan on Saturday killing 31 U.S. special-forces troops, including more than 20 Navy SEALS from the unit that killed Osama bin Laden, and 7 Afghan commandos.

Posted in I Love America | 5 Comments

If I’m Going to Be Called a “Terrorist”….

. . All kidding aside, I’ve actually seen a couple of videos that I am NEVER going to be able to scrub from my brain that show what real terrorists do to those who do not share their philosophies.  People in other … Continue reading

Posted in I Love America, Think about it | 10 Comments

If Wishes Were Horses….. (or, My Simple Solution to the Debt Ceiling Crisis)

On Friday, we got the latest edict from on high: President Obama announced new automobile fuel-efficiency standards on Friday that require an average 54.5 miles per gallon by 2025.

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Job Openings Available!

. I saw this yesterday in the comments section at another blog.  I don’t know where the commenter got the original.  I took the liberty of adding some pictures – I hope you enjoy it! If you or anyone you … Continue reading

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Psssst…..We hit the Debt Ceiling on May 16th.

. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick and tired of this president waiting until the last minute to take care of problems that are entirely of his own making. Now, I don’t know if this method of … Continue reading

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Why Does This Thing Keep Blinking “12:00”?

If any of my children were stand-up comics, I would be giving them plenty of material to use in their act.  I used to laugh at all of those comedians who told stories about their parents and grandparents not being … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Technologically Challenged, Think about it | 9 Comments

Anyone looking for a part-time job in Austin?

. . Wendi Aarons has a job opportunity for someone with a strong constitution: …The Movie Chaperone will be responsible for meeting Mrs. Aarons and her two (2) children at the theater. He/she will then wait in line for popcorn … Continue reading

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Pulling Back the Curtain (or: A politician accidentally tells the truth)

Yesterday, I heard something that I have never – NEVER – heard an American politician admit on national TV: that the American government has been lying to her people for the past 75+ years.  See if you can pick it … Continue reading

Posted in Things That Make Me Crazy, Think about it | 16 Comments

Happy Birthday to the One I Love

On this day 51 years ago, a very special little boy was born. I just LOVE Birthdays!  (Especially mine….)

Posted in Special Occasions | 6 Comments