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Say goodbye to expensive creams, lotions, and pills – Senator John Kerry may have found the elusive “Fountain of Youth”!  (And no, it’s not “Rub Heinz Ketchup on your face”…..)Remember this?
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At the 2012 State of the Union address, poor “Mr. Athletic Politician” (and his staff) was telling anyone who would listen that those bruises under his eyes*** were due to a fall he took while playing ice hockey sometime around New Year’s Day.

Yeah, right.

Then, pictures surfaced from two weeks earlier, of Mr. Kerry wearing SUNGLASSES at an indoor meeting with Mahmoud Abbas while on a trip to the Middle East.
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Well, lo and behold – the most recent pictures of one of the richest men in Congress show remarkably smoother skin under Mr. Kerry’s eyes.  It seems that the tumble he took on the ice somehow removed all of those bags and wrinkles!
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Who needs Obamacare?  Now, we have “HockeyCare”!

See ya on the boards…..
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***I’m still trying to figure out how he could have “fallen” in such a way as to get perfectly symmetrical bruises on ONLY the outer/lower edges of both eyes while doing NO damage to that huge schnozz…..

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