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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....

The Day My Life Was Changed Forever

Wow.  In all the hustle and bustle of what’s been going on in the world, I forgot that yesterday was a pretty important day in my life.  You see, 32 years ago yesterday, my life changed forever. It started in … Continue reading

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Texas Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. “Hello, President Obama,” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This is Archie, down here at the Joe’s Crab Shack in Houston, Texas.  I am callin’ to tell ya’ll that … Continue reading

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I’m Changing My Primary Doctor…..

Finally, A Doctor Who Agrees With ME! . Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. … Continue reading

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Things to do on a REALLY cold day

. Generate your own album cover – 1 – Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 – Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or … Continue reading

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Huckleberry Finn Gets a Politically Correct Makeover

I read recently that somebody wants to “update” Huckleberry Finn so that it is more politically correct. The gentleman is doing this because, as he says: “After a number of talks, I was sought out by local teachers, and to a … Continue reading

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Here we go….

Well, I guess I’m going to really do this thing.  I don’t know how often I’ll be posting, or if it will be any good, or if anyone will even read what I write. I’m still learning my way around … Continue reading

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