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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....

Growing Up In Texas (Author Unknown)

OK, this is great. Warning:  Be sure and pee first before you read this…… Life as a child growing up in Texas… Author Unknown Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits.  … Continue reading

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Top Ten Rejected Obama Mission Names

Got this from The Patriot Post in my inbox this morning: Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:

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Banned from Target

Got this in my e-mail this morning from my aunt, and had to share it with all of you (this was forwarded to her by someone else – it’s just one of those funny stories): After I retired, my wife … Continue reading

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Remember the Alamo!

March 6th is a very important day in Texas history, as it is the day that we commemorate the fall of the Alamo,  a pivotal event in the Texas Revolution which was the beginning of the end of Mexican rule.

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The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions

A dear relative, who I just love to pieces, passed along an e-mail to me today.  While the intent of the original is well-meaning, I really and truly feel that a lot of people today jump in with both feet before they think about what they are … Continue reading

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Darlene and Bubba Wayne Get It On at the Circle K

This is just my feeble attempt at fictional humor, egged on by a friend’s Zombie stories.  Not being from the South, he failed to realize that what I wrote was sheer White Trash poetry.  It isn’t often that one can read a literary “masterpiece” … Continue reading

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Fun at the Movies with Rebecca

We took Rebecca to see “Gnomeo and Juliet” last night, and it was very good – a blend of William Shakespeare meets Elton John. We saw it in 3-D, and Rebecca kept reaching out to try and touch everything. She was … Continue reading

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Hunky Hunks of Burnin’ Luv

This is a recycled post from another blog that I wrote –   Mr. TiFW and I went to see this movie recently: . May I just say that Jason Statham is yummy? Well, since I’m the one throwing together this … Continue reading

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Sarah’s Senior Portraits

Hard to believe that Daughter #3 is getting ready to graduate from High School – where has the time gone?  It seems like only yesterday, they were placing her in my arms, and now she’s ready to embark on a … Continue reading

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Protected: On FIF’s and Broken Hearts

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