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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....

Happy 80th Birthday, Dad!

Today is my Dad’s 80th birthday. I can’t tell you how very glad I am that he is still here to celebrate with us – so many of our friends don’t have their parents around anymore, and Paul and I … Continue reading

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Confirmed: Cinderella is a Slut

Admit it – you always had your suspicions, didn’t you? (Click on picture to view video – you’ll have to endure a short commercial…) The Real Housewives of Disney Have a great day!

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Pay to Play (or, No, I Don’t Want to Subsidize Your Sex Life)

. Sandra Fluke’s parents must be so proud. On Monday, she went before a House Subcommittee to tell everyone that she has sex. Lots and lots of sex. Why, she has so much sex that it costs her $1000/year to … Continue reading

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Cats With Culture – “Duetto buffo di due gatti”

In honor of Gioachino Rossini’s birthday, I wanted to share this adorable performance of a piece that has been attributed to him, affectionately known as “The Cat Duet”. While this piece is normally performed by two women (I had more fun … Continue reading

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It’s a good thing he’s so cute…..

So this morning, Paul and I were talking about the upcoming film “Act of Valor” – the one that stars real-life Navy SEALs.  The entertainment person on the morning radio show that we listen to gave it great reviews, and … Continue reading

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The Best (Belated) Valentine’s Day Ever

. Just a couple of kids….. . It started in a lecture hall at Texas A&M University in January, 1979. Yours truly was a freshman who started out in Pre-Med, but after one semester – and a tearful call home … Continue reading

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Miracle (Cream) on Ice

. Say goodbye to expensive creams, lotions, and pills – Senator John Kerry may have found the elusive “Fountain of Youth”!  (And no, it’s not “Rub Heinz Ketchup on your face”…..)Remember this? .

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A Little Romance

. Because today is a day of romance, I thought I’d share one of the best renditions of “My Funny Valentine” that I’ve ever heard – Michelle Pfeiffer’s version from the movie “The Fabulous Baker Boys”: ♥ . ♥ Hope … Continue reading

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When “The Best-laid plans of Mice and Men” go hilariously wrong…..

Those poor #Occupy kids – I’m sure they thought they were making a point when they came up with this brilliant idea: Janesville,WI—February 12th, 2012— The Republican Party of Rock County received an unexpected donation Saturday night from a liberal … Continue reading

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Anne Boleyn and Obamacare

I”ll admit that I have always been a bit of an “unconventional” thinker – lots of different things fascinate me. I read articles and books on things that interest me. Sometimes, I end up seeing weird connections – my thinking … Continue reading

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