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“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” – Lord Melbourne
“We voted for these people. We should be allowed to taser them.” – Mike
“If you’re standing around talking about doing away with fossil fuels while pointing at an electric vehicle that’s about 70% synthetic materials, you’ve already failed an IQ test you didn’t even know you were taking.”
“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.”
“They’re not ignorant. They’ll tell you all about what they know.”
“You guys just don’t spend enough time giving yourself cool but limited super-powers. This is the internet.” – laura w.
“Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.” – Thomas Paine
“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods” – Albert Einstein
“They can pass a law to say anything, but reality gets to bat last.”
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
“The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” – D.H. Lawrence
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.” – Thomas Paine
“God doesn’t call the equipped – he equips those he calls.” – Barbara Curtis
Always remember: Law is about arguing one fact that helps your argument and ignoring the ten facts that disprove it.
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument – William McAdoo
“Hand-written notes in cursive writing are still the finest personal way of saying thank you. The people who send those after interviews are the ones who get the jobs.”
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You CAN teach an old dog new tricks…..
Our longtime friend Jack is always sending along helpful tips to us “youngsters” (he recently turned 75). Since Paul just purchased a new Glock, Jack found this helpful video and sent it to us in an e-mail with the following … Continue reading
My daughter sent me an OWS link!
I’m dealing with some family stuff today, so I’ll just share this with you guys – DD#2 just sent it to me, and I thought it was pretty good: She and I don’t always see eye-to-eye on politics, but we … Continue reading
In the Blink of an Eye
. It was 25 years ago today that our lives changed in the space of an instant. One second we were a couple, and the next we were a family. It still never ceases to amaze me how seamlessly that … Continue reading
They’ve created a monster…..
My 72-year-old mother just learned how to use the font and color settings on her e-mail – there’s going to be no stopping her now…… Here’s what she sent me today:
The spam is getting waaaaaaayyy too smart….
I got the following comment for approval on my blog, but I have my doubts that it’s a “real” comment. Judging from the e-mail address, those OccupyWallStreet kids have some really, really smart spam:
People Who Live in Intellectual Pup Tents REALLY Shouldn’t Taunt the Bears….
Last week, I published a relatively light-hearted little blog post that I sent out to family and friends. It was inspired by a comment made by a friend of a friend of a friend on a Facebook post. I was simply … Continue reading
Let’s get Ready to RUMMMBLE!!!!!!!
What were event planners thinking? This could be the Great Chicago Fire all over again: When Chicago is lying in a pile of ashes next May, everyone remember that Rahm ASKED Obama to steer these events Chicago’s way after they lost their … Continue reading
PETA – Come for their Outrage, Stay for their Porn….
So the New York Times puts up a really cute picture of a sassy little bird: It’s got that certain je ne sais quoi , no? I don’t know about you, but when I saw it, I laughed and smiled, … Continue reading
Start “The Revolution” Without Me
As many of you probably know, I spend my days cruising the Internet, talking to friends and keeping up with what’s going on in the world. And sometimes I run across something that just BEGS to be ridiculed (and I’m … Continue reading
Is it plugged in? Try plugging it in…..
Many of you may remember my previous adventures in 21st-century technology. Well, true to form, I’m continuing my downward spiral on what is looking to be a one-way ticket to the loony bin. You see, we have a wedding anniversary … Continue reading
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