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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....

Somebody Save Me!!!

. Rebecca’s been home all week, because it’s Spring Break. Paul came home yesterday, because The Cold That Will Not Die reared its ugly head once again. . .

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Beware The Ides of March….

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears…” Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue shriller than all the music Cry “Caesar!” Speak, Caesar is turn’d to hear. Soothsayer: Beware the ides of … Continue reading

Posted in A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy, Holidays, Humor | 1 Comment

Happy Pi Day!

Yes, I’m a geek – I bought this for Rachel a couple of years ago: . She’s a geek, too – she loved it…. .

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Fisking Fluke’s Fables

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed a very disturbing trend among law school students recently? I mean, it seems like every time some young advocate gets some face time in front of a camera, he/she is telling … Continue reading

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Fun With (Adult) Kids

My parents didn’t get to have the kind of fun that my generation is having with all of the new media. Instead of getting newspaper articles in the mail (for our kids to roll their eyes at, then throw away), … Continue reading

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Happy 80th Birthday, Dad!

Today is my Dad’s 80th birthday. I can’t tell you how very glad I am that he is still here to celebrate with us – so many of our friends don’t have their parents around anymore, and Paul and I … Continue reading

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Confirmed: Cinderella is a Slut

Admit it – you always had your suspicions, didn’t you? (Click on picture to view video – you’ll have to endure a short commercial…) The Real Housewives of Disney Have a great day!

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Pay to Play (or, No, I Don’t Want to Subsidize Your Sex Life)

. Sandra Fluke’s parents must be so proud. On Monday, she went before a House Subcommittee to tell everyone that she has sex. Lots and lots of sex. Why, she has so much sex that it costs her $1000/year to … Continue reading

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Cats With Culture – “Duetto buffo di due gatti”

In honor of Gioachino Rossini’s birthday, I wanted to share this adorable performance of a piece that has been attributed to him, affectionately known as “The Cat Duet”. While this piece is normally performed by two women (I had more fun … Continue reading

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It’s a good thing he’s so cute…..

So this morning, Paul and I were talking about the upcoming film “Act of Valor” – the one that stars real-life Navy SEALs.  The entertainment person on the morning radio show that we listen to gave it great reviews, and … Continue reading

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