For obvious reasons, today’s funnies are decidedly atomic in nature:

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.

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What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’ed.

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A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.

The friend says, “What’s wrong?”
The hydrogen atom replies, “I lost my electron!”

The friend says, “Are you sure?”
The hydrogen atom exclaims, “Yes, I’m positive.”

The friend says, “Oh, I thought you were just being negative again.”

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A nuclear plant, a windmill and a solar panel are at a party, and the nuclear plant is getting all the attention from the hottest girls. Jealous, the windmill and solar panel ask the nuclear plant what his secret is.

the nuclear power plant says to the windmill, “Well, you’re just spinning your wheels in place and blowing a lot of air getting nowhere.”

Then he turns to the solar panel and tells him, “You just suck up all the light and your character is very flat.”

“I, on the other hand am the bad boy every hottie loves: I’m dangerous, I’m toxic to the core, I’m hard to handle, and my charm is radioactive.”

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What do you call a group of nuclear engineers doing sit-ups and crunches?
The core development team.

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Several years ago, a friend of mine made a comment at a blog that still makes me giggle –

God’s the One who whispered in Oppenheimer’s ear: “Dude, carry the one.”

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Then there’s this one – a little NSFW, but it’s funny, I don’t care who you are…
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