Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch…..

Shocked face

You’d think after 32 years of marriage, you’d be able to trust your husband when he says he’s gotta go help his Dad “feed the cows”.  I mean, we behaved ourselves while he was away; I remained true to my wedding vows.

But some disturbing new photos have come to light which make it clear that I can no longer deny the truth – there is another woman trying to horn in on my husband, and apparently she is willing to do some pretty racy things to get what she wants (you may want to have your children leave the room):
Compromising Photo 2 - Paul and Slobber 03.03.13

The shameless hussy!

She even KNEW someone was taking pictures of the two of them, and she didn’t have the decency to stop what she was doing:

Compromising Photo - Paul and Slobber 03.03.13

Paul swears it’s all just a big misunderstanding, I’m reading too much into this, it’s not what it looks like, she was “drinking” from a “bottle”, blah, blah, blah…..

Uh huh.

I might have been willing to believe him if someone hadn’t sent me pictures of this same little homewrecking heifer with Paul’s brother:

Tony and Slobber - 03.03.13


Tony and Slobber 3 - 03.03.13

Paul tells me that he and his brother named her “Slobbers”.

‘Cuz she has bad “table manners”.

Yeah, right….

About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, over-the-hill, happily-married mother of 4 daughters. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....
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7 Responses to Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch…..

  1. You have a gift, my friend!! I’m still laughing!! 😆


  2. becky fuller says:

    Omg!!! Absolutely scandalous! O


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