“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” – Lord Melbourne
“We voted for these people. We should be allowed to taser them.” – Mike
“If you’re standing around talking about doing away with fossil fuels while pointing at an electric vehicle that’s about 70% synthetic materials, you’ve already failed an IQ test you didn’t even know you were taking.”
“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.”
“They’re not ignorant. They’ll tell you all about what they know.”
“You guys just don’t spend enough time giving yourself cool but limited super-powers. This is the internet.” – laura w.
“Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.” – Thomas Paine
“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods” – Albert Einstein
“They can pass a law to say anything, but reality gets to bat last.”
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
“The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” – D.H. Lawrence
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.” – Thomas Paine
“God doesn’t call the equipped – he equips those he calls.” – Barbara Curtis
Always remember: Law is about arguing one fact that helps your argument and ignoring the ten facts that disprove it.
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument – William McAdoo
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Haha, good one, TiFW! I felt the same way.
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This may last more than 4 hours….. 😛
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My next question: how will they Palinize Ryan?
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They’ll try, but it’s gonna be harder since he is a man (I’m serious) – with Palin, they could harp about how slutty she looked. The ladies of the DNC – Obama included – can be vicious.
Ryan is a nice bit of eye candy; I doubt the ladies of the DNC will be disparaging him, because deep down in places they don’t talk about, he’s the type of guy that they really lust after.
And those eyes…..
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Eye candy? Wondering who these ladies of the DNC are? The type of guy they lust after? We talking about the same pinched face, Eddie Munster look-alike guy?
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Oh, that’s right – I forgot that they go more for the Justin Bieber type…..
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I’ll have what she’s having!
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Hands-down, one of the FUNNIEST lines in movie history!
(And the woman who said it is Rob Reiner’s real-life mother…..)
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