Funnies From My Father

Survivor_texas.
My dad sent me this over the weekend -

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” TV show, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.
Finally. back to Dallas.

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Pink Prius.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. “I’m A Democrat”
2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted For Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Re-elect Obama In 2016″
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”
10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”
12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”
15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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Deliverance-Warning-Sign.

About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, middle-aged, happily-married, mother of 4 daughters. A former high school valedictorian (way back in the Stone Age), a Civil Engineering major in college, a middle-of-the-road Conservative, and a moderate Methodist. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....
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7 Responses to Funnies From My Father

  1. I am allll for this :D

  2. Bob says:

    Ooooh, I’m going to have to steal this one… can’t help myself…

  3. Pingback: Survivor, Texas Style « bluebird of bitterness

  4. RKflorida says:

    I. Must. Steal. This. Very good one, thanks.

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