They’ve created a monster…..

Not my real mother....

My 72-year-old mother just learned how to use the font and color settings on her e-mail – there’s going to be no stopping her now……

Here’s what she sent me today:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

HOPE THAT TODAY IS WONDERFUL FOR YOU.  I CAN STILL CLEARLY REMEMBER 51 YEARS AGO LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY – YOUR DAD AND I WERE SO HAPPY, PROUD, AND SCARED.  WE WERE BOTH SCARED, BECAUSE WE DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING CARE OF A BABY.  THANK GOODNESS FOR YOUR GRANNY ******** - SHE CERTAINLY SAVED ME FROM A LOT OF MISTAKES, AND SHE BONDED SOMEWHAT WITH YOU AND WITH ME.  YOU AND PAUL WERE A LOT CALMER WITH RACHEL – OF COURSE, YOU WERE OLDER THAN I WAS- WHICH PROBABLY HELPED.

ANYHOW, I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

DAD AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

MOM

 (This was my first trial with color – I like it.)

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My God, man – do you people know what you’ve done?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Also not my real mother (but there were times....)

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About Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

A short, fat, middle-aged, happily-married, mother of 4 daughters. A former high school valedictorian (way back in the Stone Age), a Civil Engineering major in college, a middle-of-the-road Conservative, and a moderate Methodist. I know just enough to get myself in trouble....
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10 Responses to They’ve created a monster…..

  1. d0n’T 3v3r 1eT h3r |)i5c0v3r “l33t sp33k”

  2. Mom says:

    Tell Stark that I don’t know what he/she said.

    Mom

  3. Congrats! to Mom! Remember, I told you how much fun you could have. Your talent was just dormant for awhile. IMO

  4. jam2 says:

    Dear Mom;
    here are a couple of nice links for you to peruse…. it’s easy – have fun!
    http://www.ypass.net/misc/haxor/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
    Best Regards! :)

  5. Mom says:

    Thanks to Jam2, I now know what “leet speek” is.

    Mom

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